Hash #965 was held at Good Hope Pasture, St Paul’s and two trails were set by Gary “SS Useless” Lewis and Dylan “No Name” Charles.
Luckily the weather had cleared up over the last few days, so this hash was not as muddy as the previous few and the 4 river crossings were easily manageable by all. the runners trail was fantastic and you could actually run most of it, there were 7 false trails and most the FRB’s landed up doing at least 6 of the 7 false trails. The walkers say their trail was good too – but too short! The only bad part of the trail was that I think the hares ran out of paper at the end, so there were a few very confused hashers half a mile off from the end – most followed the music back and eventually everyone did make it back in time for the closing ceremony.
The closing ceremony was quite a blast, after the Virgin’s blessing and “Short Prick” getting a down down for premature ejaculation, the hares were supposed to get a down down for a variety of misdemeanors. Trying to catch and hold down “SS Useless” was a challenge and virtually impossible but after is warm Carib shower he made sure Dylan – his partner in crime got his fair share.
The chaos came about when Hashmaster “Grab De Pussy” wanted to give away the free bottle of wine. The challenge was to catch “Clinically Moonstruck”, which “Anal Retentive” won hands down. “SS Useless” thought that was too easy and said the guys must “wine” for their wine. “Anal Retentive” and “Sex Problem” had a great wining competition going on until they were ambushed and put to shame by a lady hasher!
Great fun, good food and music – thank-you hares for the excellent hash.
Hash #964 was held in Victoria, St Marks (Sunset City) and the last week of constant rain sure did add to the mud and entertainment of a hash.
The walkers trail however, which is never supposed to have rope sections and should be
Good music, food, beer and even ice-cream were in abundance for the after hash lime and luckily the weather played nice for us and the rain held off for the whole hash and after party.
Hash #963 was held at Eve’s Cove, Woodford, St John and was our new Hash Master “Grab De Pussy” first hash that he was officially presiding over.
There was a fair amount of virgins to be christened after the hash and a few punishments. Reg was punished via Dotty Potty for wearing his hash T-shirt inside out and when he foolishly put it back on it was inside out again – so he received a double punishment.
Anal Retentive and Girl Guide handed in their resignation as hash police after 5 faithful years of serving – Thank-you guys for all your hard work. Cradle Snatcher and Saber Tooth have been asked to try and fill your shoes – let see how that goes!
Hash #962 was held at St Pauls Community Center in St George and was a particularly special hash as it was the day of De Big Bamboo Ceremony.
Three new hash names were handed out, Ian was given hash name “Hamilton” due to his tendency to always want to race, Warren was given the name “Nancy Boy” for his hashing style of waiting at every false trail and letting others check the correct routes and last but not least Brian our brand new Hash Master was given a new hash name of “Grab De Pussy“.
The outgoing hash mistress Commando, infiltrated the organising of the ceremony and arranged for the new hash master to sit on the toilet filled with ice instead of herself – very sneaky! Grab De Pussy our new hash master promises to make hashing even greater than it is – Oh and build a wall and make the Germans at the hash pay for it
Our New Year’s Day Hangover Hash was held at Rocky’s Bar, Morne Rouge Bay (BBC Beach), St George. An impressive amount of hashers turned up for this unnumbered hangover hash, it seems we can not go a week without a hash!
The after hash lime at Rocky’s was full of New Years Day festivities, including celebrating Sex Problem’s birthday, Cradle Snatcher’s down down for an entire new hash outfit and surprise surprise Anal Retentive finally got a downdown and a beer soaking.