May 2017 - Grenada Hash House Harriers

Hash #981

Posted on 22/05/201722/05/2017 by Sabertooth

Hash #981 was held on 20th May 2017 at Vendome Pasture, St. George. The hares for the trail “AC/DC” and “Always Wet” were assisted by “Doggy Style” and “Red Devil” and they set 3 lovely bush trails.

There was a Runners, Long Walkers and Short Walkers which all included rivers, mud, hills and slopes and a fair amount of cows and goats. Trails were excellent and just the right length and we managed to get everyone back to hold the ceremony in daylight. The runners especially loved the spongy grass section that felt like running on a mattress!

Our Hash Master “Grab de Pussy” seemed to be in trouble from the start, first by bring brand new shoes to the hash that needed two beers for their christening and ending with a wizard sleeve, dotty potty and Hash Shit of the week punishment for false accusations posted on Facebook.

Hash #981 There were a few birthdays celebrated in Hash Style, Happy Birthday to “Wrong Erection“, “Sabertooth” and “Kite Runner“.

The money collected from our Red Dress Charity Hash was donated to Gylfi Hilmisson of “Attach A Leg Grenada”. “Cheap Fares” won the bottle of wine competition for guessing that a total of 10 hashers hit their heads on the mangoes hanging from the tree where “Doggy Style” was directing the Runners and Walkers.

Good food, ice cream, music and beers were enjoyed by all after the hash. Thank-you hares for another great hash.

Hash #980 (Chocolate Hash)

Posted on 20/05/2017 by Sabertooth

Hash # 980 (Chocolate Hash) was held on 13th May 2017 at the Diamond Chocolate Factory, St Mark, Victoria. Being right at the end of the varsity season, 3 large busloads of SGU students arrived bringing our number of virgins for the hash up to 81 (never mind the 197 runners and numerous walkers) – it was quite a turnout.

The hare for the day “Pink Panther” set two trails – a runners and walkers. The runners was good, with a lot of climbing for the first half, running in the second half and one long river section that was “accidentally” missed by a few. The walkers trail seemed to pass the runners going the opposite way, just to confuse those of us that did not expect that to happen and it seemed everyone enjoyed the trails and we did eventually get everyone back.

Hash #980 There was good food, chocolate cupcakes, brownies and cake and discounted chocolate bought directly from the factory.

The music and bar was enjoyed but Stag got sold out early – we will have to blame those 81 virgins. The de-virginisation ceremony was HUGE and possibly a crate of beer was used.

Doggy Style and Sabine Lentz were wished Happy Birthday in true hash style. The ceremony was held by “Commando” as our hash mater “Grab de Pussy” was very busy doing “something” important!. There was a raffle draw after the hash and many, many slabs of chocolate, chocolate cupcakes and prizes were handed out to hashers.

Thank-you “Pink Panther” and the Diamond Chocolate Factory for a wonderful hash, it was enjoyed by all!

Hash #979

Posted on 14/05/2017 by Sabertooth

Hash #979 was held on 6th May 2017 at Edmund’s Shop, St. David’s Cemetery Road, St. David. The main hare for the hash was “Wrong Erection” and he was assisted by his large “Bling Ting” team.

There were two trails a walkers and a runners, both of which started off down a very steep hill. The walkers had a bit of a path to follow but the runners did some cocoa leaf surfing to get to the bottom of the hill. The trail was lots of bush an quite a few hills both the runners and the walkers trails were slightly longer than normal but most people enjoyed them and there was a good running stretch in the runners trail.

As the hash was on at the same time as the music festival and university exams, the turn out was a little smaller than normal but we still had over 150 hashers.

A couple of honeymooners were singled out after the de-virginisatio ceremony for their own little Dotty Potty award. The groom was very determined to drain that Dotty Potty of every last drop of the warm Carib. We said a fond farewell to Cathy Tyda and friends as it was their last hash in Grenada.

Good food, music and beer was enjoyed by all after the hash. Thank-you hares for your great efforts on another spectacular hash.

Hash #978

Posted on 02/05/2017 by Sabertooth

Hash #978 was held on Saturday 29th April 2017 at Grand Anse RC School, Maurice Bishop Highway, St. George. The hash was set by the hares from the “Bling Ting” team and this group f hares did a spectacular job considering the lack of good bush in the south of the island.

The “Bling Ting” team paraded out in front of the hash crowd during the opening speeches showing off some really cool pink & black “Bling Ting” T-Shirts and brand new storm trooper boots. The left foot of all those new boots were promptly removed from the hares and added to the “shoe christening” ceremony.

Hash #978 The hares set two trails, a walkers and a runners and after the “On On” cry everyone dashed off following paper. Firstly we were called back as we were following the paper for the return, once we located he paper for the outgoing route there was quite a few minutes of running back and forth with false trails and unmarked routes. Once on the correct trails, the routes were good, steep and very hot and quite a few runners missed an extra loop that branched off the main trail. Oh Well

Our hashmaster “Grab De Pussy” was delighted by the short route and managing to have a closing ceremony in daylight again. The de-virginsation ceremony was disrupted by a premature sprayer which caused all others to spray early. This grievous error was punished with the hashmaster electing a few virgins to get their revenge on the sprayers!

John Adams was wished Happy Birthday and given hash shit of the week award for 2 escape attempts from his birthday ceremony. The Karaoke competition finally happened this hash and we really do have some incredibly good hash singers.

With the good food, music, great singing and cold beers a after hash party had by all. Thank-you “Bling Ting” crew for another fantastic hash.