Hash #977

Hash #977

Hash #977Hash #977 was held on 22nd April 2017 at Chocolate City Bar, Richmond, St. Andrew. The hare for the hash Chearvon “Cheap Fares” Benjamin chose a beautiful area for a good bush trail and we had not been in that particular region for a little while.

“Cheap Fares” and helpers which included ‘New Vagina” and “Crisis” set 3 trails, a short walkers, long walkers and a runners trail.  Firstly I must compliment the hares on a super bush trail which showed a lot of enthusiasm in looking for good routes and trying to get the hashers to see waterfalls and  a few river crossings. BUT – why oh why – make all the runners and long walkers do a 1 mile detour to see a waterfall only to turn around and go back along the same trail. This backfired in that only the first 4 or 5 runners went all the way to the waterfall, as soon as everyone saw us coming back, they turned around and headed back – this could have been avoided by making it a loop.

Hash #977The other issue was that the long walkers and runners trails were too long, we had many, many hashers coming back very late and some after dark and after the ceremony. Our Hashmaster “Grab De Pussy” did his second week in a row after hash ceremony in the dark! Luckily all the virgins were back to get de-virginised and a bad hasher was punished for the multiple crimes of picking fruit, avoiding the virgin ceremony and not christening her new shoes. “Grab de Pussy” received a birthday down down via the Wizards Sleeve and “Cheap Fares” received a down down for putting up HHH signs a little late.

Food, beer and music was good and eventually all the hashers did return from their “longer than 1 hour” ordeal in the bush.  Thank-you hares – although the trails were long – they were great bush trails that took a lot of effort and time to set.

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Hash #976

Hash #976Hash #976 was held on 15th April 2017 at St. Michael’s RC School, Byelands, St. Andrews. The hare for the day was Jamar “Girl Guide” Charles and he was assisted by John “Sat Nav” Hoven and Steven Brown.

In true “Girl Guide” style two excellent (but very long)Runner and Walkers trails were set, with a good mix of steep uphill, steep downhill, jungle, bush, dirt road and a little concrete and tar road. Luckily some hashers go the heads up that the trails were a little long and opted to do the walkers trail.

There were three Run/Walk splits along the trail, which did give people doing the runners trail an option of a shorter route if they were struggling. Sorry walkers – there were no short cuts on your trail 🙂

 

Hash #976Due to the long trail, our hash master “Grab de Pussy” got to do his first closing ceremony in the dark. The ceremony went off smoothly and luckily all our virgins got back from the trail to celebrate their de-virginisation and receive their certificates.

Johannes was called up as he was spotted by “Grab de Pussy” hashing in new shoes that had not been christened! This unforgivable crime was aptly rectified by Johannes christening his new (now muddy) shoe with the addition of the wizards sleeve. Unfortunately for Johannes his shoes were so large, two Caribs were poured in and there was still room to spare!

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The hares (Girl Guide, Sat Nav & Steven Brown) were called up to be congratulated on a wonderful hash and to receive a little punishment for a VERY long trail requiring our hash master to do his ceremony in the dark.

Good food, drinks and music was enjoyed by all that could still party on their tired legs.

Thank-you hares for another fantastic hash

 

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Hash #975

Hash #975Hash #975 was held on 8th April 2017 at MarlMount, St. David. The hares for the hash “Hand Job” and “Bald Rummer”, used a good start/end location that was well off the main road.

Hand Job” and “Bald Rummer” upheld their reputation and set two fantastic trails, a runners trail of 5.5 miles and a shorter walkers trail. Although there were a few runners that did not listen to instructions (“Grandad” and “OnePace – to name a few), that managed to accidentally skip the last mile of the runners trail and joined up with the walkers trail instead. Both trails were excellent – although that 1st false trail did catch all the FRB’s!. The runners trail was good running, with a fair share of hills and beaches. The walkers trail had no shortage of hills, views and beaches and was enjoyed by all!

Hash #975There were 28 virgins at the de-virginising ceremony – although we had to hunt a few down at the end – they were busy resting and partying and did not heed the call to come forward and get their certificates. Dave “fat lad at the back” and Susie celebrated their birthdays in true hash style, although Susie managed to get the hashmaster to wear her beer.

Sat Nav” was punished for wearing new shoes (even though he said he did not hash in them) and managed to drink out of both shoes as he incorrectly gave his right shoe over first. As a Hash Maco he should have known better! The free bottle of wine was awarded to the winner in a dance competition.

Good food, excellent music and some dancing finished off another great hash day. Thank-you hares for your great efforts!

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Hash #974

Hash #974Hash #974 was held on 1st April 2017  at Wayne Lewis’ Bar, Petit Bacaye, St. David. Even though this hash location was down the road from last week”s hash, the hare “Jack Sparrow” (Patrick Bowen) managed to find trails that covered totally different areas.

There were two trails a Runners and Walkers, both wonderful trails with quite a few hills, scenic views and lots of bush! The highlight of the runners trail was a beer stop near the end!

Four virgins forgot to sign in at the end of the hash, which delayed the ceremony a little while, our hashmaster “Grab de Pussy” made sure that they were appropriately punished for that infraction! There were 3 birthday down-downs and “Cradle Snatcher” did get her fair share of the “Birthday Celebration” beer dished out quite generously by the Maco’s and “Anal Retentive”.

Hash #974Simon “AC/DC” Clay, tried to dodge the new shoe ceremony by firstly hiding his shoes at the beginning of the hash and then as they were the exact same colour and make as his old shoes, tried to pass them off as the old pair. He was suitable punished and given a wonderful hair conditioning beer shower.

Good food & music for the after hash, Thank-you “Jack Sparrow” and “The Bling Team” for a wonderful hash.

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Hash #973

hash #973Hash #973 was held on 25th March 2017 at Westerhall Secondary School, Westerhall, St. Davids. The hares for the hash  “Wrong Hole” and “Scarf Face” outdid themselves with the trails setting 4 trails; Namby Pamby, Short Walkers, Long Walkers and Runners.

The turnout of hashers was incredible and luckily there was ample parking on the premises. The trails were loved by all although they were VERY long, the runners trail of 6.5 miles with quite a few hills thrown in at the end was a challenge for some, with the long walkers being much the same. The trails all had a wonderful variety of beaches, bush, rivers, uphills, downhills and one murky swamp!

hash #973After the de-virginising ceremony, “Clinically Moonstruck” was awarded hash shit of the week and suitably punished for breaking a bridge on the tail and making all hashers after him walk through murky water. “Anal Retentive” had a large birthday celebration and a really crazy hash cake was made with the ingredients being 1 x Karim, lots of beer, a bag of flour, some eggs, whipped cream and some rainbow sprinkles.

The after hash party was great with good food, drinks and music.  Thank-you hares for the wonderful trails, they must have taken a long time to find and set.

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Hash #972

Hash#972Hash # 972 was held on Saturday 19th March 2017 in Hermitage, St. Patrick – always a lovely location for bush trails and hills with views and a hot spring close by.. The hare for the hash was “Crisis” and he was assisted by Ken, Steven, Ras,  Chearvon,  Rockelle and Mona.

The hares set two lovely trails a walkers and a runners, which were totally separate trails other than the first few 100 meters. The walkers loved the trail and it had at least 3 false trails for them, one very long one that took you to an excellent view on top of a hill (thanks Ken). The runners trail was a little short for some, but was good in that there was not much road and the second half of the trail had some fun running sections. The hares did so well that they were awarded the bottle of wine prize supplied by Fast Manicou.

 

Hash#972The de-virginisation ceremony was smoothly run and one escapee virgin was caught and given her due punishment. Another was punished for bringing back a little too much mud from the trail in the most unlikely places? Rockelle was wished happy birthday with a celebratory warm Carib shower and “Saber Tooth” was given a down down for starting a little ahead of the pack.

Everyone loved the food and the drinks were all ice cold, it was a little funny watching the poor barmen digging down deep in barrels of ice to find the correct drinks, their hands were frozen solid.

Thank-you hares and hashers for another fantastic hash.

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Hash #971

Hash #971Hash #971 was held on Saturday 11th March 2017 at Poterie near Mt Carmel Falls. The hares for the hash were Gary “SS Useless” and he was assisted by “Grandad” and “Saber Tooth“. The hash was called Gary”s B’Day hash even though he tried many times to convince everyone that it was not  – he was caught at the closing ceremony and a hash cake was made. The hash cake was a fine mix of ingredients: 1 x Gary, lots of Carib, a few eggs and flour!

There were four trails set for the hash, long & short walkers and long & short runners and all the trails were really good bush trails and easy running for the most part. The only complaint the hashers made (“Dead” being the loudest complainer) was that here were too many false trails and they were long! What do you expect when you have “Grandad” assisting in the trails!

Hash #971The after party was good with DJ Small Clothes, the bar did struggle to keep up with the demand for cold beer and at one stage there was a bit of a panic when they ran out of cold Stag but this was fixed pretty quickly.

The de-virginising ceremony went off smoothly, followed by the Gary B’Day hash cake celebration. George was given a down down for leaving items on the trail – he managed to loose the soles of both his shoes on the hash and his dear friends reported this misdemeanor to the hash master.

Thank-you  hares and hashers for another fantastic hash!

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Hash #970

Hash #970Hash #970 was held on 4th March 2017 at Dean’s Horizon, Palmiste, St. John. The hares for the hash Respect De Banana and Girl Guide managed to set two lovely trails with lots of bush. There were a couple of moans that the trail was a little short but it seems that all the runners missed the 3rd Run/Walk split and so left out an extra loop.

Deans Horizon being right on the coast lures most hashers into the sea for a cool down swim after a hot run/walk. Our Hash Master Grab De Pussy took a day off hashing to celebrate his brothers 50th birthday, so our old Hash Mistress “Commando” took the reigns for the day. A few new shoes were christened including Jahwise’s extra large shoe which SS Useless determined needed 3 Carib’s to fill it for the christening.

Hash #970After a great hash, and the de-virginising ceremony a few down-downs were handed out. Always Wet received her punishment for leaving items on the trail – luckily another hasher found and picked up her inhaler and returned it to Commando after the hash. Earlan Willi being in the UK nominated Anal Retentive to have his birthday drink for him and there was no shortage of hashers dying  to make sure Karim was soaked through!

Good hash, great party – thank-you hares!

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Hash #969

hash #969Hash #969 was held on 25th February 2017 at Fort Wolf, Gouyave, St. John. The location for the start and end of the hash at Fort Wolf is fantastic, a little bar on the side of a steep slope leading down to a river that is perfect for cooling down.

There was a big downpour on the morning of the hash which required the hares to make some last minute modifications to both the runners and walkers trails. The day had rain on and off before, during and after the hash, which made for good mud and a nice cool run.

The Bling Ting Crew of hares added a couple of ropes to the walkers trail and added (a little too much) road to the runners trail. Both trails started off up and up a steep hill, the run/walk split was right at the beginning and the runners merged with he walkers soon after causing a slight bottleneck. There was another run/walk split near the top of the hill and the runners had some exciting slopes and a small river hop/crossing. The highlight of the trail was the end which finished in the river beneath the bar, everyone got to have a swim and rise most of the mud off their clothes and shoes.

hash #969The de-virginizing ceremony went off smoothly and we had to do an extra down down for 3 virgin girls that arrived VERY late for the hash (about 20 mins after everyone had finished).

Kelly “Rear Entry” Henry received the Wizards Sleeve punishment for picking Cashew on the trail and allowing the criminal act to be photographed for evidence!

The after hash party was fantastic and enjoyed by all, good food & drink, great music and a covered dance floor kept the party going late.

Thanks again Bling Ting & Crew for an excellent hash.

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Hash #968

Hash #968Hash #968 was held on Saturday 19th February 2017  at Beausejour Playing Field, St. George. The hares for the hash “Dominatrix”, “CowTail” and Rockell did an outstanding job of setting two lovely bush trails.

Both the Runners and Walkers trail started with a long but not too steep uphill and then went through a few pastures (complete with cows and bulls) and through some excellent bush trails. The runners trail did 5 river crossings and quite a few runners stopped off for a cool-down swim at the last big pool.

The after hash ceremony de-virginised the usual newbies, then did an extra ceremony for 2 virgins that missed out on the 1st ceremony. Our hash master “Grab De Pussy” does no favors for family and his poor cousin Reeva got a down down for apparently collecting virgin certificates!

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“Grandad” was grabbed halfway through the Virgin ceremony to get his warm Carib shower to celebrate his 65th birthday. “Dead” was called up and given the Dotty Potty and Wizards sleeve for not only wearing yellow for the red dress hash last week – but for neglecting to set the trail when he was the hare!

The bar was pretty well stocked and food was good and quickly handed out. Thanks hares for a wonderful hash!

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