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Hash #983

Hash #983Hash #983 was held on Saturday 3rd June 2017 at the  Tempe Playing Field, St. George. It was a rainy and overcast day but most of the die-hard hashers still turned out to enjoy the hash and after hash lime (138 hashers). The hares for the day were “Peak Freak”, “Juliette” and “Double Entry”.

There were three trails, a short walk, long walk and a runners trail. All the trails included lots of steep hills and very sparse paper blobs that made us all really work hard to keep on the trail.

No false trails were needed with the amount of times we lost paper and had to double back. Even with the rain, the trail was not too slippery, as most of it was under tree cover so the ground had a good layer of leaves.


Hash #983The rain held off for most of the hash and after hash lime and everyone said the food was excellent. “Pink Panther” disturbed the de-virginisation ceremony by taking group photo’s which of course all the hash police and hashers wanted to be in. “Grab De Pussy” did try punish the hashers in the photo but I believe they all have very valid excuses explaining that it was not actually them in the photo!

Another super hash, thank-you “Peak Freak” and your hare assistants for a wonderful day!

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Hash #982

Hash #982Hash #982 was held on 27th May 2017 at the Rosemont Bamboo Bar, St. John. The hare for the day was a well experienced hasher that is known to set great trails “Rosanne“.

So imagine my surprise when the Hash Police inspected the ending for the “short walkers trail” and the “long runners trail” and it was a sheer drop of 20-30 meters. No problem for the runners trail but we prudently added a rope to assist the walkers, Unbeknownst to us, the really scary section was before this!


Hash #982Rosemont is known for beautiful views and lovely bush and the 4 trails set by the hare did not disappoint, there was a short walk, long walk, short run and long run. I know all the runners and the long walkers enjoyed the trails. The short walkers had a little scary section at the end that got their adrenaline flowing – but there were no injuries and everyone got back at a reasonable time to enjoy the after hash party.

The de-virginisation celebration was celebrated and one virgin was caught trying to photograph the ceremony without partaking. This was quickly rectified by “Grab De Pussy” and not only did she have to join in the de-virginisation celebration, she was awarded a hash name “Hot Flash

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Our hare for the hash was also given a hash name, Roseanne will now be known as “Vertigo” for making the short walkers jump/climb/slide down a very steep slope at the end of their trail. Good music, food and drinks were available and hashers enjoyed yet another great hash

Thank-you “Vertigo” for another super hash


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Hash #981

Hash #981Hash #981 was held on 20th May 2017 at Vendome Pasture, St. George. The hares for the trail “AC/DC” and “Always Wet” were assisted by “Doggy Style” and “Red Devil” and they set 3 lovely bush trails.

There was a Runners, Long Walkers and Short Walkers which all included rivers, mud, hills and slopes and a fair amount of cows and goats. Trails were excellent and just the right length and we managed to get everyone back to hold the ceremony in daylight. The runners especially loved the spongy grass section that felt like running on a mattress!

Our Hash Master “Grab de Pussy” seemed to be in trouble from the start, first by bring brand new shoes to the hash that needed two beers for their christening and ending with a wizard sleeve, dotty potty and Hash Shit of the week punishment for false accusations posted on Facebook.

Hash #981There were a few birthdays celebrated in Hash Style, Happy Birthday to “Wrong Erection“, “Sabertooth” and “Kite Runner“.

The money collected from our Red Dress Charity Hash was donated to Gylfi Hilmisson of “Attach A Leg Grenada”.  “Cheap Fares” won the bottle of wine competition for guessing that a total of 10 hashers hit their heads on the mangoes hanging from the tree where “Doggy Style” was directing the Runners and Walkers.

Good food, ice cream, music and beers were enjoyed by all after the hash. Thank-you hares for another great hash.

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Hash #980 (Chocolate Hash)

Hash #980Hash # 980 (Chocolate Hash) was held on 13th May 2017 at the Diamond Chocolate Factory, St Mark, Victoria. Being right at the end of the varsity season, 3 large busloads of SGU students arrived bringing our number of virgins for the hash up to 81 (never mind the 197 runners and numerous walkers) – it was quite a turnout.

The hare for the day “Pink Panther” set two trails – a runners and walkers. The runners was good, with a lot of climbing for the first half, running in the second half and one long river section that was “accidentally” missed by a few. The walkers trail seemed to pass the runners going the opposite way, just to confuse those of us that did not expect that to happen and it seemed everyone enjoyed the trails and we did eventually get everyone back.


Hash #980There was good food, chocolate cupcakes, brownies and cake and discounted chocolate bought directly from the factory.

The music and bar was enjoyed but Stag got sold out early – we will have to blame those 81 virgins. The de-virginisation ceremony was HUGE and possibly a crate of beer was used.

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Doggy Style and Sabine Lentz were wished Happy Birthday in true hash style. The ceremony was held by “Commando” as our hash mater “Grab de Pussy” was very busy doing “something” important!. There was a raffle draw after the hash and many, many slabs of chocolate, chocolate cupcakes and prizes were handed out to hashers.

Thank-you “Pink Panther” and the Diamond Chocolate Factory for a wonderful hash, it was enjoyed by all!

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Hash #979

Hash #979Hash #979 was held on 6th May 2017 at Edmund’s Shop, St. David’s Cemetery Road, St. David. The main hare for the hash was “Wrong Erection” and he was assisted by his large “Bling Ting” team.

There were two trails a walkers and a runners, both of which started off down a very steep hill. The walkers had a bit of a path to follow but the runners did some cocoa leaf surfing to get to the bottom of the hill. The trail was lots of bush an quite a few hills both the runners and the walkers trails were slightly longer than normal but most people enjoyed them and there was a good running stretch in the runners trail.

As the hash was on at the same time as the music festival and university exams, the turn out was a little smaller than normal but we still had over 150 hashers.


Hash #979A couple of honeymooners were singled out after the de-virginisatio ceremony for their own little Dotty Potty award. The groom was very determined to drain that Dotty Potty of every last drop of the warm Carib. We said a fond farewell to Cathy Tyda and friends as it was their last hash in Grenada.

Good food, music and beer was enjoyed by all after the hash. Thank-you hares for your great efforts on another spectacular hash.

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Hash #977

Hash #977Hash #977 was held on 22nd April 2017 at Chocolate City Bar, Richmond, St. Andrew. The hare for the hash Chearvon “Cheap Fares” Benjamin chose a beautiful area for a good bush trail and we had not been in that particular region for a little while.

“Cheap Fares” and helpers which included ‘New Vagina” and “Crisis” set 3 trails, a short walkers, long walkers and a runners trail.  Firstly I must compliment the hares on a super bush trail which showed a lot of enthusiasm in looking for good routes and trying to get the hashers to see waterfalls and  a few river crossings. BUT – why oh why – make all the runners and long walkers do a 1 mile detour to see a waterfall only to turn around and go back along the same trail. This backfired in that only the first 4 or 5 runners went all the way to the waterfall, as soon as everyone saw us coming back, they turned around and headed back – this could have been avoided by making it a loop.

Hash #977The other issue was that the long walkers and runners trails were too long, we had many, many hashers coming back very late and some after dark and after the ceremony. Our Hashmaster “Grab De Pussy” did his second week in a row after hash ceremony in the dark! Luckily all the virgins were back to get de-virginised and a bad hasher was punished for the multiple crimes of picking fruit, avoiding the virgin ceremony and not christening her new shoes. “Grab de Pussy” received a birthday down down via the Wizards Sleeve and “Cheap Fares” received a down down for putting up HHH signs a little late.

Food, beer and music was good and eventually all the hashers did return from their “longer than 1 hour” ordeal in the bush.  Thank-you hares – although the trails were long – they were great bush trails that took a lot of effort and time to set.

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Hash #976

Hash #976Hash #976 was held on 15th April 2017 at St. Michael’s RC School, Byelands, St. Andrews. The hare for the day was Jamar “Girl Guide” Charles and he was assisted by John “Sat Nav” Hoven and Steven Brown.

In true “Girl Guide” style two excellent (but very long)Runner and Walkers trails were set, with a good mix of steep uphill, steep downhill, jungle, bush, dirt road and a little concrete and tar road. Luckily some hashers go the heads up that the trails were a little long and opted to do the walkers trail.

There were three Run/Walk splits along the trail, which did give people doing the runners trail an option of a shorter route if they were struggling. Sorry walkers – there were no short cuts on your trail 🙂


Hash #976Due to the long trail, our hash master “Grab de Pussy” got to do his first closing ceremony in the dark. The ceremony went off smoothly and luckily all our virgins got back from the trail to celebrate their de-virginisation and receive their certificates.

Johannes was called up as he was spotted by “Grab de Pussy” hashing in new shoes that had not been christened! This unforgivable crime was aptly rectified by Johannes christening his new (now muddy) shoe with the addition of the wizards sleeve. Unfortunately for Johannes his shoes were so large, two Caribs were poured in and there was still room to spare!

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The hares (Girl Guide, Sat Nav & Steven Brown) were called up to be congratulated on a wonderful hash and to receive a little punishment for a VERY long trail requiring our hash master to do his ceremony in the dark.

Good food, drinks and music was enjoyed by all that could still party on their tired legs.

Thank-you hares for another fantastic hash


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Hash #975

Hash #975Hash #975 was held on 8th April 2017 at MarlMount, St. David. The hares for the hash “Hand Job” and “Bald Rummer”, used a good start/end location that was well off the main road.

Hand Job” and “Bald Rummer” upheld their reputation and set two fantastic trails, a runners trail of 5.5 miles and a shorter walkers trail. Although there were a few runners that did not listen to instructions (“Grandad” and “OnePace – to name a few), that managed to accidentally skip the last mile of the runners trail and joined up with the walkers trail instead. Both trails were excellent – although that 1st false trail did catch all the FRB’s!. The runners trail was good running, with a fair share of hills and beaches. The walkers trail had no shortage of hills, views and beaches and was enjoyed by all!

Hash #975There were 28 virgins at the de-virginising ceremony – although we had to hunt a few down at the end – they were busy resting and partying and did not heed the call to come forward and get their certificates. Dave “fat lad at the back” and Susie celebrated their birthdays in true hash style, although Susie managed to get the hashmaster to wear her beer.

Sat Nav” was punished for wearing new shoes (even though he said he did not hash in them) and managed to drink out of both shoes as he incorrectly gave his right shoe over first. As a Hash Maco he should have known better! The free bottle of wine was awarded to the winner in a dance competition.

Good food, excellent music and some dancing finished off another great hash day. Thank-you hares for your great efforts!

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Hash #974

Hash #974Hash #974 was held on 1st April 2017  at Wayne Lewis’ Bar, Petit Bacaye, St. David. Even though this hash location was down the road from last week”s hash, the hare “Jack Sparrow” (Patrick Bowen) managed to find trails that covered totally different areas.

There were two trails a Runners and Walkers, both wonderful trails with quite a few hills, scenic views and lots of bush! The highlight of the runners trail was a beer stop near the end!

Four virgins forgot to sign in at the end of the hash, which delayed the ceremony a little while, our hashmaster “Grab de Pussy” made sure that they were appropriately punished for that infraction! There were 3 birthday down-downs and “Cradle Snatcher” did get her fair share of the “Birthday Celebration” beer dished out quite generously by the Maco’s and “Anal Retentive”.

Hash #974Simon “AC/DC” Clay, tried to dodge the new shoe ceremony by firstly hiding his shoes at the beginning of the hash and then as they were the exact same colour and make as his old shoes, tried to pass them off as the old pair. He was suitable punished and given a wonderful hair conditioning beer shower.

Good food & music for the after hash, Thank-you “Jack Sparrow” and “The Bling Team” for a wonderful hash.

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Hash #973

hash #973Hash #973 was held on 25th March 2017 at Westerhall Secondary School, Westerhall, St. Davids. The hares for the hash  “Wrong Hole” and “Scarf Face” outdid themselves with the trails setting 4 trails; Namby Pamby, Short Walkers, Long Walkers and Runners.

The turnout of hashers was incredible and luckily there was ample parking on the premises. The trails were loved by all although they were VERY long, the runners trail of 6.5 miles with quite a few hills thrown in at the end was a challenge for some, with the long walkers being much the same. The trails all had a wonderful variety of beaches, bush, rivers, uphills, downhills and one murky swamp!

hash #973After the de-virginising ceremony, “Clinically Moonstruck” was awarded hash shit of the week and suitably punished for breaking a bridge on the tail and making all hashers after him walk through murky water. “Anal Retentive” had a large birthday celebration and a really crazy hash cake was made with the ingredients being 1 x Karim, lots of beer, a bag of flour, some eggs, whipped cream and some rainbow sprinkles.

The after hash party was great with good food, drinks and music.  Thank-you hares for the wonderful trails, they must have taken a long time to find and set.

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