Hash #972

Hash#972Hash # 972 was held on Saturday 19th March 2017 in Hermitage, St. Patrick – always a lovely location for bush trails and hills with views and a hot spring close by.. The hare for the hash was “Crisis” and he was assisted by Ken, Steven, Ras,  Chearvon,  Rockelle and Mona.

The hares set two lovely trails a walkers and a runners, which were totally separate trails other than the first few 100 meters. The walkers loved the trail and it had at least 3 false trails for them, one very long one that took you to an excellent view on top of a hill (thanks Ken). The runners trail was a little short for some, but was good in that there was not much road and the second half of the trail had some fun running sections. The hares did so well that they were awarded the bottle of wine prize supplied by Fast Manicou.


Hash#972The de-virginisation ceremony was smoothly run and one escapee virgin was caught and given her due punishment. Another was punished for bringing back a little too much mud from the trail in the most unlikely places? Rockelle was wished happy birthday with a celebratory warm Carib shower and “Saber Tooth” was given a down down for starting a little ahead of the pack.

Everyone loved the food and the drinks were all ice cold, it was a little funny watching the poor barmen digging down deep in barrels of ice to find the correct drinks, their hands were frozen solid.

Thank-you hares and hashers for another fantastic hash.

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Hash #971

Hash #971Hash #971 was held on Saturday 11th March 2017 at Poterie near Mt Carmel Falls. The hares for the hash were Gary “SS Useless” and he was assisted by “Grandad” and “Saber Tooth“. The hash was called Gary”s B’Day hash even though he tried many times to convince everyone that it was not  – he was caught at the closing ceremony and a hash cake was made. The hash cake was a fine mix of ingredients: 1 x Gary, lots of Carib, a few eggs and flour!

There were four trails set for the hash, long & short walkers and long & short runners and all the trails were really good bush trails and easy running for the most part. The only complaint the hashers made (“Dead” being the loudest complainer) was that here were too many false trails and they were long! What do you expect when you have “Grandad” assisting in the trails!

Hash #971The after party was good with DJ Small Clothes, the bar did struggle to keep up with the demand for cold beer and at one stage there was a bit of a panic when they ran out of cold Stag but this was fixed pretty quickly.

The de-virginising ceremony went off smoothly, followed by the Gary B’Day hash cake celebration. George was given a down down for leaving items on the trail – he managed to loose the soles of both his shoes on the hash and his dear friends reported this misdemeanor to the hash master.

Thank-you  hares and hashers for another fantastic hash!

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Hash #970

Hash #970Hash #970 was held on 4th March 2017 at Dean’s Horizon, Palmiste, St. John. The hares for the hash Respect De Banana and Girl Guide managed to set two lovely trails with lots of bush. There were a couple of moans that the trail was a little short but it seems that all the runners missed the 3rd Run/Walk split and so left out an extra loop.

Deans Horizon being right on the coast lures most hashers into the sea for a cool down swim after a hot run/walk. Our Hash Master Grab De Pussy took a day off hashing to celebrate his brothers 50th birthday, so our old Hash Mistress “Commando” took the reigns for the day. A few new shoes were christened including Jahwise’s extra large shoe which SS Useless determined needed 3 Carib’s to fill it for the christening.

Hash #970After a great hash, and the de-virginising ceremony a few down-downs were handed out. Always Wet received her punishment for leaving items on the trail – luckily another hasher found and picked up her inhaler and returned it to Commando after the hash. Earlan Willi being in the UK nominated Anal Retentive to have his birthday drink for him and there was no shortage of hashers dying  to make sure Karim was soaked through!

Good hash, great party – thank-you hares!

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